mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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