grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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