Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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