so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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