Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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