do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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