Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Pooping to opera.
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