Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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