She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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