What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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