sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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