Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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