That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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