so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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