im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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