i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I know her cup size but not her name....
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