You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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