Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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