Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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