we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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