I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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