i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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