I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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