i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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