so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I think I sprained my soul last night
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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