ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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