people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Randomize
