Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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