in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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