Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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