whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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