I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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