This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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