STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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