their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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