PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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