Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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