Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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