Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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