My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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