she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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