put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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