Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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