how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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