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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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