wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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