i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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