You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
