Whoa Z and x make the same sound
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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