I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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