we're blogging at a bar
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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