Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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