if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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